Tch, I don't suppose you know anything about animals then, huh?
[He rubs the back of his neck, lips sticking out.]
If only Gon would be here... [Oh, right-] He's a kid I know, a best friend, and he's grown up running around mountains and stuff. I've never seen any other wild child.
The real trick would be getting him to not just run off and get into trouble. Tch, that's all my friends when I think about it... [He reaches up, hand ruffling through his hair with violent exasperation.] Jeez! Jerks have no self preservation.
[Says the man who jumped onto an interdimensional world saving mission.]
Oh, right- I'm Leorio Paradinight, by the way. [He raises one lanky ass leg up to testingly kick the dummy again.] Med student.
Oh, do yours jump off ships in the middle of the ocean during a raging storm too?
[Honesty, Gon and Killua and Kurapika have made their own individual bad choices to fill up a plate, but that one is at least the more light hearted bad decision out of all the bad decisions they've all made together and apart.]
[That Leorio has also made plenty of bad decisions of his own is something he will strategically not mention. Listen. It's not about him.]
[Sounds honest enough to him, at any rate, and it would figure he's not the only guy in, what... all the universes to deal with a bunch of jackasses with no common sense.]
So, like, statistically speaking, we're probably going to get that type in this group, huh?
[A grin starts to spread across Leorio's face in a way that only makes him look ten times the grifter he already naturally looks like because of his shades.]
I'll put five thousand jenny on you if you do the same for me. We could rig it in our favor. Get rich while we're busy risking our lives.
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[He rubs the back of his neck, lips sticking out.]
If only Gon would be here... [Oh, right-] He's a kid I know, a best friend, and he's grown up running around mountains and stuff. I've never seen any other wild child.
You know. In a good way. [Usually.]
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[She listens as Leorio talks about Gon, smiling a bit.]
It does sound like he'd be quite helpful to have around here.
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[Says the man who jumped onto an interdimensional world saving mission.]
Oh, right- I'm Leorio Paradinight, by the way. [He raises one lanky ass leg up to testingly kick the dummy again.] Med student.
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[That just seems like a Phantom Thief thing, frankly.
... But yes, there is the matter of both of them being here, so, glass houses, stones, etc.]
It's wonderful to meet you. [She smiles gently.] My name's Haru Okumura.
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[Honesty, Gon and Killua and Kurapika have made their own individual bad choices to fill up a plate, but that one is at least the more light hearted bad decision out of all the bad decisions they've all made together and apart.]
[That Leorio has also made plenty of bad decisions of his own is something he will strategically not mention. Listen. It's not about him.]
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[Not naming any names RYUJI]
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[Sounds honest enough to him, at any rate, and it would figure he's not the only guy in, what... all the universes to deal with a bunch of jackasses with no common sense.]
So, like, statistically speaking, we're probably going to get that type in this group, huh?
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Let's be honest, none of the Phantom Thieves have any place to talk either and that includes Haru]It's more than likely...
[rip in fuck this group frankly]
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[A grin starts to spread across Leorio's face in a way that only makes him look ten times the grifter he already naturally looks like because of his shades.]
I'll put five thousand jenny on you if you do the same for me. We could rig it in our favor. Get rich while we're busy risking our lives.
[He's mostly joking.]