[ HE DOESN'T EVEN SEEM DETERRED...sorry about this, Lance. ]
We can figure that out later. How about we do some hand to hand for the first round? Sure, we're gonna need our weapons to kick some serious ass, but knowing when to evade or how to throw a punch's still gonna be necessary if our weapon's knocked or something, right?
[ dammit randy!! why couldn't you have asked keith about this instead, the guy who can actually do hand-to-hand. lance is a sharpshooter, not a melee fighter, and god he is regretting not training in hand-to-hand more while he had the chance to on the castle of lions. ]
You're not wrong, but...
[ what kind of paladin would he be if he turned down a challenge, though! ]
Don't worry, I'll be keeping my expectations wide open. Who knows, you could always get in a hit.
[ With that said, he'll step back and assume a stance. Also, it's fairly obvious he's has a larger build than the other male, so this is bound to get fun. Probably not for Lance, though. ]
[ that works more than fine. lance narrows his eyes as randy comes at him, and he slides to the side, dodging the punch. dodging is lance's specialty. his punches aren't nearly as strong as randy's, but he can kind of throw them, so he goes for an uppercut. ]
[ And then something like this happens - mostly because even though Randy's a really big guy, his reflexes can be inordinarily quick at times.
Times like these where he suddenly seems to tilt his head slightly to miss that uppercut, but he's countering rather quickly, reaching out for the other's arm to try to grab it and see if he can toss him towards the floor. ]
No need to bring out the "Crimson Reaper" in the middle of a fist fight. ]
That's more like it! Let's see how well you do from this point - take this!
[ He's coming in, looking like he's going to go for another punch to the other's stomach, but instead shifts the trajectory to attempt to land a hit on Lance's face (on the cheek cheek, not the nose.) ]
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[ Well! He'll set aside his scythe for the moment. ]
What if I told you I had a way to make this more interesting?
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Depends what you're suggesting.
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[ Sounds like a fun time right?? ]
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[ SWEATS. ]
--but how am I supposed to fight you with a megaphone?!
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We can figure that out later. How about we do some hand to hand for the first round? Sure, we're gonna need our weapons to kick some serious ass, but knowing when to evade or how to throw a punch's still gonna be necessary if our weapon's knocked or something, right?
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You're not wrong, but...
[ what kind of paladin would he be if he turned down a challenge, though! ]
Fiiiine. Just...don't expect anything amazing.
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Don't worry, I'll be keeping my expectations wide open. Who knows, you could always get in a hit.
[ With that said, he'll step back and assume a stance. Also, it's fairly obvious he's has a larger build than the other male, so this is bound to get fun. Probably not for Lance, though. ]
You ready?
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Yeah, sure. Come at me, buddy.
[ if there's one thing he can do, it's dodge.... ]
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Alright, here I come!
[ He figures starting off easy would be good.
So he's moving in towards the other, and aiming low, throwing a punch towards the other's stomach. ]
i rolled a 19 holy shit
/laughs with salad at our high rolls
Times like these where he suddenly seems to tilt his head slightly to miss that uppercut, but he's countering rather quickly, reaching out for the other's arm to try to grab it and see if he can toss him towards the floor. ]
WELL RIP LANCE.
Ugh-!
[ he lands with a "thud" and groans in pain, but battle instincts kick in and he's immediately getting back up onto his feet. ]
Alright, you got me.
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But hey, at least Lance was able to dodge rather skillfully earlier on. There was something to be said of that. ]
Hahaha! I did, but it doesn't look like that's the end of this match just yet, right?
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[ lance gets into another defensive stance. he's holding up better than he thought he would? unless randy's going easy on him... ]
Don't know what I got myself into, but too late to back out now!
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No need to bring out the "Crimson Reaper" in the middle of a fist fight. ]
That's more like it! Let's see how well you do from this point - take this!
[ He's coming in, looking like he's going to go for another punch to the other's stomach, but instead shifts the trajectory to attempt to land a hit on Lance's face (on the cheek cheek, not the nose.) ]